Archive for October, 2007

There’s a certain magic in a Steven Seagal film. When I watch them, I honestly want Seagal to beat up the bad guys. If he didn’t win, I’d honestly be lost. What would I do? Can anyone tell me that?

• October 30, 2007 • Leave a Comment

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Give me a sec.

• October 29, 2007 • Leave a Comment

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What can therapists actually tell people? You’re unhappy cause you’re fat. You’re unhappy because you like fat women. You’re unhappy because you were raped in prison, boo hoo for you.

• October 28, 2007 • Leave a Comment

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To be honest, when I’m in the mood, most talk is actually ‘raping talk’. Things like ‘how’s your day?’, ‘what you been up to?’ and ‘please, my parents will be home soon’ is likely to set me off. What can I say, it’s a quirk of mine.

• October 27, 2007 • Leave a Comment

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A crotchless banana hammock? Not to contradict myself, but isn’t that just a piece of string.

• October 25, 2007 • Leave a Comment

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I like to keep my hair short so I can feel the cool breeze flowing through it. That’s also why I’m wearing this crotchless banana hammock.

• October 24, 2007 • Leave a Comment

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GRRRRRRRRR…

• October 22, 2007 • Leave a Comment

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I welcome the idea of a post apocalyptic world, at least Richard and Judy’ll be dead. And if they’re not, at least the wandering band of mutants won’t be listening to their fucking book club suggestions.

• October 21, 2007 • Leave a Comment

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Tintin’s a fucking racist. What, you think I’m scared of the poncing cunt?

• October 19, 2007 • Leave a Comment

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For want of a horse, a pimping was lost.

• October 18, 2007 • Leave a Comment

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