About
This site was created by a gentlemen named Kevin Ahmed. He has been described as handsome (by his mother), intelligent (that one’s made up) and wanted for questioning (by the Police). This is his first ever weblog as he has always had the odd idea that technology is mocking him and they’ll gang up on him and sing Jewish songs at him as he strolls past. He apologises profusely for the poor content and poor layout, however he won’t hesitate to point out that if anyone doesn’t like what he’s doing, even though he doesn’t actually know where an exit is on a weblog, he will spend as long as necessary findingit and then showing you out. In the politest possible fashion.
Doddlewrecking is an exciting new game created by Kevin and a man named Big Mick, whose blog can be found here www.tizersoze.wordpress.com, which is worth checking out for the ever excellent ‘Horse and Pylon’ comics. The process of Doodlewrecking is one in which combatants battle it out with one another to come up with ever more offensive and outlandish comics featuring one another, the winner being decided by an impartial judge or whoever cries first. Other rules can be decided amongst yourselves, however, one that is advised is to ignore any other bodily emissions other than crying as a surrender flag.
Since episodes of Doodlewrecking are rare, you will find the site filled mainly with a series of one panel comics, which are entitled ‘Prison Pillow Talk’, wondering about conversations that may occur in a prison cell in which two prisoners experience the love one can find in prison.

I heard a rumour that you are the one responsible for Gail Porters Alopetia.
You cocknose.
Surprisingly enough I modelled my male prisoner around Gail Porter during her Alopetia stage. Am I the only one who thought she looked like a born convict hairless. I wouldn’t mind droppping the soap for her… wait, what did I just say.