As with my resurrection, this week also sees the unwelcome return of Big Mick’s comics. The latest entry is entitled ‘The Never Ending Social Trials Of The ‘Mantelope”. Go to it for another slice of retarded brilliance.

http://tizersoze.wordpress.com/2008/01/12/the-never-ending-social-trials-of-the-mantelope/

Possibly the piece of music that may be ruined the most by being exposed to sexual assault. Although Otis Redding’s ‘Love Man’ comes in a close second.

Imagine it. A large, sweaty man above you, taking you in your most intimate of intimate no go areas, while Avril’s ‘Girlfriend’ plays in the background. Truly the most fitting rape music you can get.

Well, not so much of a bang as a dull thud. Even then, it’s not really a thud, more of a stubbed toe than any kind of actual impressive entrance. This isn’t a parade kind of return, more of a shuffling in via a side door, not meeting anyone’s eyes as the only reason I’d left was that I’d shit myself infront of them just moments before. Just moments before.

Welcome back.