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I was walking down the street today and there was this gorgeous smell of Chinese food. However, the only place around was a funeral home. Weird.

Monday

There was once an old lady who swallowed a fly… perhaps she’ll die. I’m pretty sure that’s an overreaction, she’ll probably be fine.

Rape and Kitkats, that what you get here at Doodlewrecking

Of course, then you’d spend a lot more time in porison, but, honestly, isn’t that what the ‘rape game’ is all about.

The today that was so consuming and all important has now gone, leaving behind the taste of ashes and a regret of things never done nor said. Which is why you should rape whenever you get the chance.

I just don’t like the idea of arse hair… but I love the way it feels against my face.

The problem with nightmares in prison, is the guy hugging you comfortingly is very probably responsible FOR those nightmares.